The following list contains lines of dialogue that, in my opinion, should never enter another script for at least another 3 decades, or my passing, whichever comes first. Please do not misunderstand my intentions here. Many of these lines, if not all, were absolutely brilliant the first time I heard them. They were surely chuckle worthy the second time I heard them. By the seventeenth time I heard these lines, I started looking over my shoulder at the projectionist to see if this was a prank. Bless the writers who designed these creative and brilliant, beautiful, and excessively overused expressions of mind.
You can say that again.
I’m getting too old for this.
I can see my house from here.
That’s what she said.
She’s right behind me, isn’t she?
I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.
I have a bad feeling about this.
You just don’t get it, do you?
There are two kinds of people…
If I’m not back in (__) minutes…
We’ve got company.
It’s showtime!
It’s not what it looks like.
It’s quiet. Too quiet.
Get out of there!
Follow that car.
Yeah, you better run.
This time, it’s personal.
Is that all you’ve got?
I’ve got to get me one of those.
I’ve always wanted to do that.
Don’t die on me.
It’s gonna blow!
Did I just say that outloud?
If you touch one hair on her head…
You’ll pay for that.
Try to get some sleep.
It is your destiny.
I was born ready.
There’s a storm coming.
Danger is my middle name.
We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.
How hard can it be?
I wouldn’t do that if I were you.
We’re not so different, you and I.
What’s the worst that could happen.
You don’t look so good.
This isn’t what it looks like.
Shut up and kiss me.
That felt good.
You don’t have to do this.
Not on my watch!